There are three things
which I do not believe—
four that I
will never understand:
The ninny
who announces
that she doesn’t like bacon,
the philistine
who posits
improvements of baseball,
the charlatan
who espouses
a god in his own image,
and the ogre
who identifies
his favorite season
without stating
first and foremost,
unequivocally,
enthusiastically,
irrevocably and unceasingly–
Spring.
April 9, 2022